Warning could be considered offensive so some people, or really hilarious, depends on how sick minded you are. If you do not like sick discusting sex jokes (even though this isn't really a joke, it's a porn email that got SPAM'ed to me) then don't read this. If you get offended it's your own fault, no sympathy from me.
You wanted something new... You got it... In a SPAM email:
NEW
Ball Bearing Masterbation Cockring NEW
JAC-KIT
"Intensify your orgasm"
Masterbating Ball Bearing Cockring WITH CLIP-ON TONGUE
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