MERRY CHRISTMAS, HAPPY CHANUKKAH, KWAZY KWANZAA, and anything else I forgot.
Random posts:
Saddam was found, YAY!
My mom is a FC or SC, depends...
Our Christmas tree is decorated!! We got it last Friday, we put the lights on it Monday, and we put the ornaments on it Wednesday. Geez it took too long to decorate that thing.
I went to the Christmas dance with Manda, it was a lot of fun and she was beautiful. We went to Johnny Corino's, Meijer's, and the people Tony used to live with before the dance with Misty and Tony. The only word I understood on JC's menu was ravioli, if I wasn't dating an Italian I would dis them right now. When we got to Meijers Tony dropped the girls off by the door since they were wearing their dresses. When we got in they were in the bathroom so Tony and I were just standing in the doorway waiting. Someone that I know through Justin was in line when we were standing there kept looking at us. I think she thought Tony and I were "together" since Justin is gay and she knows that. Manda couldn't really walk since she had Satan shoes and Misty's dress had a long back so Manda and I had to walk like 3 feet behind Tony and Misty most of the time. Once we finally got to the dance we were like the 2nd people there. We waited in Tony's truck for about 5-10 minutes then went inside and waited in the hall for another 10 minutes. We eventually realized that we could of went into the gym as soon as we got there... O well, it was fun. The gym was set up quite nicely. There was a funny giant polar bear hanging from the ceiling above the DJ and miniature bridge thingies by each locker room. The walls had Christmasy wallpaper covering them. The walkway into the gym had like a foil gift wrap rug leading into the gym. I got to watch someone bite it on that when it broke (well one of the times). I actually got pictures for the first time. (Mr. Todd spiked the punch.) After the dance Manda took the bobby pins out of her hair. I guessed she had about 40 in her hair, she had 47. So close! Our pictures are in, I haven't seen them yet though, Manda has them.
Saw Lord of the Rings: Return of the King last night, man it was so good! I reccomend everyone watch it (but you must watch the first two movies first).
Downloaded Soulseek the other day so if you have a Soulseek account let me know.
There was more I wanted to put into this when I started it 4 days ago, but I don't remember.
Warning could be considered offensive so some people, or really hilarious, depends on how sick minded you are. If you do not like sick discusting sex jokes (even though this isn't really a joke, it's a porn email that got SPAM'ed to me) then don't read this. If you get offended it's your own fault, no sympathy from me.
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